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The Falls Writing Exercise

The lazy river of autofiction: A Saunders-inspired writing process

This is a writing exercise inspired by George Saunders' short story 'The Falls' and his process for writing it, which he explains in his incredible Story Club Substack. I’ve done it in workshops with other writers, and the stories have a way of being deep, lively, escalating, climactic, funny and very personal.

He wrote the characters thinking of the voices and mannerisms of two people he knew from when he was growing up—people he could easily 'ape' or mimic. Then, alternating paragraphs, he wrote using their diction until both characters faced the same crisis. This created a climactic story with two opposing characters dealing with the same situation. Presto—conflict!

The magic is these were two versions of Saunders—sort of a yin-yang, Janus-headed self-portrait: the insecure family-man engineer vs. the delusions-of-grandeur aspirational poet still living with his mom. This made for a hilarious and deep story that is full of conflict. The setup escalates naturally since you have two contrasting characters who end up confronting each other. Saunders goes into escalation at length in his wonderful analysis of Barthelme's 'The School.'

I love Saunders' writing and highly recommend his book 'A Swim in a Pond in the Rain,' which is a masterclass on reading, interpreting, writing, and creating community.

The following exercise is meant to create a quick autobiographical sketch that uses other people we know well as proxies for ourselves. This creates some distance and gives us the ability to 'mimic' a voice and speaking style we know well. I've made some step-by-step instructions to guide you down this lazy river of creative writing. Watch out for the waterfall!

Name Your Project

Set Your Pace

Choose how much time you want to spend on each phase. A timer will tell you how much time you have left on each step:

~8.5 minutes per step
15 min average per step
Step 1 of 11
Answer the questions to brainstorm
The idea here is to come up with a bunch of nouns that describe you. Try to find the sweet spot between generic and specific – i.e. 'Child' is too broad – everyone we know will be a child – but let's say we are 'Son of Portuguese Feminist' – that's specific, but I still know some people who also fall into that category. Don't be too finicky – there are 10 questions, so try to jot down at least one per item, and then come back to the top if you still have time.

Brainstorm by answering these questions:

Step 2 of 11
LIST YOUR FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES AND FAMILY
For each trait from your self-portrait, add names of people you know personally who share that trait. You should list at least 20 people. It's alright if the same name is repeated in various sections.
Step 3 of 11
HIGHLIGHT THOSE YOU KNOW BEST!
Out of all the names you listed, pick 10 people you know well – you should know how they speak, their mannerisms, what motivates them, their flaws.
Step 4 of 11
PICK TWO OPPOSITES!
Drag 2 opposing people into the boxes. On mobile, tap to select and tap the destination. It's really fundamental that these people are opposites in some way – obviously people aren't 100% diametrically opposed – but if there is an alcoholic atheist communist and a teetotaling evangelical venture capitalist – this would be a great opposing pair! Look for two people that are as different from each other as possible.
Step 5 of 11
DESCRIBE YOUR TWO OPPOSITES!
Describe each of your selected characters in a few sentences. Try to remember their mannerisms, what they 'want' most, their romantic and sexual proclivities – this is where we start mining the people for material – try to come up with what strikes you most about these people – it might be what is relatable, tender, or weird and distinctive.
Step 6 of 11
WRITE HOW THEY TALK!
Collect verbal tics, curse words, references, and speech patterns for each character. For example – my mom always used to say 'You stupeed boys, you bafoons' and 'love is a social construct' in a Russian sounding accent – so, those being hilarious and distinctive, they would go in there. (love you mom… even though it's just a social construct)

Character 1: Character 1

Character 2: Character 2

Step 7 of 11
BRAINSTORM WHERE THEY COULD MEET!
Think of a location or event where these two very different people might meet. For example: our evangelical venture capitalist is picking up his ChristianCupid blind date at the same gallery the atheist communist curator is visiting. – voila, the opposing duo are going to be at the same place. Or like Saunders' the falls – they are just walking on opposite sides of a riverbank.
Step 8 of 11
WRITE FIRST CHARACTER'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
Write one paragraph in the first character's voice using third person. This means starting with your character's name, as if you were an omniscient narrator, but the language should be that of the character. If I were writing this paragraph about my mom, it could start: 'Joana was sick of her stupeed boys. Bafoons. Love is a social construct. They needed to know this. Even if they were just 12. And their father is a male chauvinist pig. These are facts. As a journalist and doctor, she would know.' I'm writing 'about' Joana, but using diction I know she would commonly use.

What is your character's name – don't use the person's real name!

Character 1: Character 1

Description:
Complete Step 5 first...
How they talk:
Complete Step 6 first...
Step 9 of 11
WRITE SECOND CHARACTER'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
Write one paragraph for the other character, also starting with "[Character Name]...".

What is your character's name – don't use the person's real name!

Character 2: Character 2

Description:
Complete Step 5 first...
How they talk:
Complete Step 6 first...
Step 10 of 11
WRITE ALTERNATING PARAGRAPHS
Write automatically, switching characters every paragraph. Build toward their meeting. For each paragraph, use each characters voice, diction, mannerisms – everything you mined earlier.

Meeting Location Reminder:

Complete Step 7 first...

Your Previous Paragraphs (for reference):

Step 11 of 11
THE MEETING!
The objective: They meet in the last two paragraphs. This meeting is usually explosive.
Complete!
Your Falls Story
Congratulations! You've completed The Falls exercise. Unedited. Now you can go back and use Saunders' great editing advice to spruce this up. You probably have a few autosaved versions of your progress in .json format in your downloads. You can go ahead and delete, or save them in a folder and use them again by loading them into the start page.

Your Complete Story